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Thursday, November 19, 2009 @ 10:02 AM HELLO SO HERE'S SOME JOOKES I FOUND ONLINE... SOME NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY BUT YEA.. HOPEFULLY IT WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY! (SINCE IT KEEPS ON RAINING....) HAHAHA Ollie Hall, Bruton email Beaky@bikerider.com Q. Why did the Orange roll Down the hill? A. Because it ran out of juice One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses. At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!” Two atoms are walking down the street, towards each other, but neither sees the other. They crash into each other and they both fall down. "Are you okay?" the first atom says to his friend. "Well, I think I lost an electron, but otherwise I'm alright." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive." Two cannibals are eating a comedian. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?” A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet. "Let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What! Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy." Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "dam". My Reality Check bounced. Some Funny People's Names: Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Amanda Lay (a man to lay) Andy Structible (indestructible) Ann B. Dextrous (ambidextrous) Ariel Hassle (a real hassle) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Barry D. Hatchett (bury the hatchett) Bart Ender (bartender) Ben Dover (bend over) Ben Thair (been there) Bo Nessround (bonus round) Brighton Early (bright and early) Candice B. DePlace (can this be the place) Carson O. Gin (carcinogen) Casey Needzit (in case he needs it) Chris Myass (kiss my ass) Claire DeAir (clear the air) Cody Pendant (co-dependant) Dale E. Bread (daily bread) Dan Geruss (dangerous) Darius Lesgettham (there he is, let's get him) Dee Faced (defaced) Dennis Toffice (dentist office) Des Buratto (desperado) Dick Tater (dictator) Don Thatt (done that) Douglas S. Halfempty (the glass is half empty) Dustin D. Furniture (dusting the furniture) Ella Vader (elevator) Ellis Dee (L.S.D) Evans Gayte (Heavan's gate) Faye Tallity (fatality) Freida Convict (free the convict) Gene E. Yuss (genius) Gil T. Azell (guilty as hell) Gus Tofwin (gust of wind) Hal Jalikakick (how'd ya like a kick) Hayden Seek (hide and seek) Helen Back (hell and back) Herb E. Side (herbiside) Howard I. No (how would I know?) Hu Flung Pu (who flung poo?) Hugh Jass (huge ass) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Ilene Dover (I leaned over) I.P. Freehly (I pee freely) I. Ron Stomach (iron stomach) Izzy Backyet (is he back yet?) Jacques Strap (jock strap) Joanna Hand (ya wanna a hand?) Joe King (joking) Juan De Hattatime (one day at a time) Justin Case (just in case) Kent Cook (can't cook) Lisa Neucar (lease a new car) Lou Briccant (lubricant) Lou Sirr (loser) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Luna Tick (lunatic) Madka Owdiseez (mad cow disease) Mark Z. Spot (mark yhe spot) Mary Juana (marijuana) Max E. Pad (maxi pad) Melissa Tothis (ma, listen to this) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Moe Skeeto (mosquito) Nida Lyte (need a light) Patty O'Furniture (patio furniture) Phil Mypockets (fill my pockets) Quimby Ingmeen (quit being mean) Quinton Chingme (quit touching me) Rita Book (read a book) Robin Meeblind (robbing me blind) Sam Manilla (salmonella) Samson Night (Samsonite) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks) Sherman Wadd Evver (sure man, whatever) Sir Fin Waves (surfin' Waves) Stu Padasso (stupid asshole) Sue Case (suitcase) Sue Permann (superman) Tara Newhall (tear a new hole) Ulee Daway (you lead the way) Vlad Tire (flat tire) Wilma Leggrowbach (will my leg grow back?) Xavier Breath (save your breath) MATERIAL FROM :http://www.craziestjokes.com/ HAHAHAHA BYE =) |
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@ 2:11 AM hello =) ok first things first. PROM. it was a whole lot of fun seeing everyone (except bernie and si jia- what happened to the dress?!? haha) all dolled up. DEB LOOKED DARN SKINNY IN HER DRESS LA. PAM WORE A REAL DRESS =) HAHA ELSA AND MARE LOOKED PRETTY IN THEIRS TOO =) FARAH AND ANGIE LOOKED DIFFERENT ( GOOD, DIFFERENT) AYESHAH LOOKED GOOD! BUT THE MOST DRAMATIC CHANGE GOES UNDISPUTEDLY TO.... NATALIE EE HUI LI!!!! and if you go to fb and see, you will know why.      OK MOVING ON.... yesterday, i went for my first practice with mj choir. definitely need time to adjust.... like from 19 (is it?) alto 2's to 4. oh and it was POURING.... so i got wet. heh. saw bero. still the same. haha but all in all, it was quite fun =) haha MOVING ON.... jiamin's (finally) coming to practice... YAY! haha AND ALL THE OTHER RANDOM BITS.... i still have not started to bake (don't know why...) maybe this afternoon? borrowed some cook books from the library. i have the recipe for creme brulee! except i don't have the blow torch.... aye. bought purple icing the other day so i can (hopefully) decorate the cupcakes for her christmas/newyear/random party. haha k bye just waiting for the pictures to upload |
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Monday, November 16, 2009 @ 4:15 AM YES THE TAG BOARD IS GONE COS IT WAS GIVING ME A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT I HAVE A NEW BLOGSKIN UP AND RUNNING =] YAY. |
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@ 3:13 AM HELLO IT'S OVER!!!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHA YAY!!!!! NOW CAN DO THE THOUSAND AND ONE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE WAITING LIST SINCE WELL, A LONG LONG TIME AGO! I CAN FINALLY START BAKING AND READING STORY BOOKS =) HAHAHAHA YES AND I'LL FIX THE BLOGSKIN. K BYE |
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Monday, September 21, 2009 @ 1:48 PM HEY! YUP GOT THIS SLICE OF TIME ON THE COM =] IT'S SAD TO THINK THAT GRADUATION IS ABOUT SAY, HALF A MONTH AWAY... I REALLY THINK THAT 3/2 4/2 08,09 WAS SPECIAL AND [OF COURSE, ONE OF A KIND] I CAN SAY THAT FOR SURE, IT'S THE BEST CLASS I HAVE EVER BEEN IN AND WILL [PROBABLY] EVER BE IN. PRELIMS ARE OVER AND THE BLOCK PERIODS ARE STARTING... THE SOON IT'LL BE STUDY BREAK THEN THE BIG FAT O'S WHICH WE SPEND 4 FREAKING YEARS PREPARING FOR IT SO IT BETTER BE WORTHWILE.... GOING BACK TO 4/2 AND GRAD DAY, I DON'T THINK I WILL CRY... BUT I WILL SUPPLY TISSUE TO THOSE THAT WILL. [ I JUST BOUGHT 2 TRAVEL PACKS FROM WATSONS.. HAHA] HOPE BRENDA AND JIAMIN COMES BACK =] GOSH, HAVE'NT SEEN BRENDA IN AGES.... K BACK TO 4/2 [WHY DO I KEEP CHANGING TOPICS!] I THANK THE ZOO FOR MAKING THINGS SEEM BRIGHTER WHEN THE GOING GOT TOUGH AND FOR CONTINUING TO DO SO WHEN THE DAY DRAW CLOSER. I THANK FARAH NABILAH FOR SITTING BEHIND ME AND STANDING IN FRONT OF ME AND FOR BEING RANDOM AND MAKING ME LAUGH AND SUPPLYING ME TISSUE :) [HAHA HITLER KAMPONG BOY] I THANK ELAINE FOR MAKING MY SEC 1 AND 2 LIFE BETTER WITH ALL YOUR JOKES AND IMPERSONATIONS =) I THANK ALL THOSE IN 4/2 FOR MAKING THIS THE BEST CLASS IN THE WORLD! AND OF COURSE THE TEACHERS FOR IMPARTING THEIR KNOWLEGE TO US! HAHA REMINDER: MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 8TH OF OCTOBER AND WE GRADUATE ON THE 9TH SO AHEM.... HAHAHA OK I GO WATCH TV NOW! MUAHAHAHA OH YA I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO CHANGE BLOGSKIN. HEH NOT LIKE ANYONE WILL SEE -TERMINATED- |
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009 @ 2:41 AM 1 month to my birthday!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha going crazy at home..... |
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Monday, August 31, 2009 @ 5:05 AM hello =] HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY! HAHA |
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Friday, August 07, 2009 @ 12:47 PM SO IT'S SETTLED... I WILL BE GOING TO MJC NEXT YEAR PROVIDED THAT I FULFILL JC CRITERIA [WHICH I WILL....] MOVING ON.... NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATIONS WAS'NT REALLY NATIONAL DAY COS THE SEC4'S WERE BARRED FROM WATCHING THE CONCERT AND HAD CLASS PARTY WICH WAS A BLAST=] TOOK MANY MANY PICTURES AND GAVE THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS THEIR CARDS AND PRESENTS. OUR CLASS PLAYED DON'T FORGET THE LYRICS WHICH WAS SOOOOOOO MUCH FUN! HAHA HAD A GREAT TIME IN SHORT =] DEB TWIN AND ELSA CAME OVER TO STUDY LATER ON. [WHICH WE DID] I COOKED LUNCH - CHICKEN POT PIE =]=]=] HAHA QUITE SUCESSFUL EXCEPT THE GRAVY A BIT DILUTED DESPITE TRYING TO REDUCE IT. PUFF PASTRY WAS PERFECT =] YES!!!! HAHA WENT TO EXPLORE THE PHOON HUAT OUTSIDE SIMEI AND IT IS LIKE WOW *JAW DROP* SO MANY NICE THINGS!!!!! I SHALL PUT UP A WISH LIST SOON =] HINTS =] AHH I'M GONNA SAVE $8 AND GET THAT REVOLVING CAKE STAND ANDFIND AN ICING RECIPE SO I CAN ICE PRETTY CAKES JUST LIKE THOSE IN THE ICING ROOM =]=]=] ALSO GOT A LOT OF NEW IDEAS FOR PACKAGING COS THEY SELL REASONABLY PRICED PLASTIC CONTAINERS TO PUT LIKE MANGO PUDDING CUSTARD BROWNIE ETC. AHHH=] ME HAPPY TODAY! OK HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUMMY =] ** YEARS YOUNG! AND TO FARAH =] AND TO SHERYL TAN =] SO MANY AUGUST 7TH BABIES=] HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE TO ERIKA =] HAHA |
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Monday, July 20, 2009 @ 12:31 PM I AM HAPPY =] BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL REGRET MY CHOICE. I HOPE NOT.... HEH |