Date: Sunday, September 17, 2006 Time: 8:06 AM
now the story below is something that elf-- sherlyn koh(my "darling" senior) wrote. please enjoy hahaha....... yet another flood. as tribute to my darling fiona (i assume it's my choir junior fiona and not some fetishist who read about when derwin called me shrek) i shall blog about choir yesterday! firstly, nanyang girls' has officially replaced tkgs as miss lim's lousiest choir. which means alto 2 isn't the lousiest-ever section any more! yay! also, gloria-from-choir-not-gloria-from-my-class has decided that because i flutter around (read: drop my score for no apparent reason/ walk around like a drunk), wear green (it's the bloody school uniform ;_; it's not my fault) and am small, i am an elf. in light of this glorious (*pun pun*. i am getting dizzy) discovery, i present to you a wonderful rundcorp production, a strange holdover from the time we dressed yi ai in a penguin suit. funny woman holding microphone with camera entourage: miss! me: eh? woman: are you miss sherlyn koh? me: arh. woman: is it true that your choir is part of the Earth Liberation Front?! me: huh? woman: sources show that your choirmates are calling each other ELF-s! me: uh- woman: not only that, viewers, but the choristers have been spotted singing anti-earth compositions! me: we- woman: look at this here score - *grabs score and waves in front of camera* - it says 'on the water was petrol'! me: petrel. PETREL. not petrol. woman: oh.. but in that case, look at this part where you apparently shot the petrel! 'suddenly, nothing but his tail'!?? me: the line before that. 'it plunged but not for me'. woman: ah.. dang. c'mon, boys. -news crew exit sadly.- me: ....i'm going back to sleep... -fade to black.- when the sun sets in the western hills, where points the velvet gloom of dawn the beautiful melody surrounding thy soul is the key from the Lord Death's wrath. what's that supposed to mean? -terminated- |