TAKING AWAY REALITY ♥













PROFILE

FEE
CHORISTER AND
AMATEUR BAKER


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ELSA
DEB
NATALIE
AYESHAH
VIVIEN
PAM
LYNN

Choir
TRACY LAM
JIAMIN
BERO
MINDY
MARE
YING TING
PEARLYN
JANA
DEBBIE - PROM PARTNER!
JEMIMAH
MJC CHOIR
TKG CHOIR

Others
THE ANNOYING ONE
CHRISTY
MYRANDOMPOEMS
MY SHOP!


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QUOTES

" REALITY IS MERELY AN ILLUSION, ALBEIT A VERY PERSISTENT ONE" - ALBERT EINSTEIN

" WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE WITH FEELING BECOMES YOUR REALITY" - BRIAN TRACY


    Date: Monday, November 30, 2009
    Time: 12:35 PM

    HELLO =)
    WENT TO TK FOR CAROLLING TODAY. MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN EXPECTED...
    HAHA
    THEN PLAYED A LITTLE (REALLY A LITTLE) BADMINTON WITH WEI RATANA AND HER DARLING ANDREA!
    QUITE ... *CROWS FLYING IN THE BACKGROUND* ... COS WE PLAYED IN THE CANTEEN AND WHENEVER WEI HIT THE SHUTTLE, IT WOULD HIT THE CELING BEAM OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THE BEAM THINGY ...
    THEN WENT TO EATZ CULTURE FOR LUNCH.
    THEN WALKED TO JIAMIN'S HOUSE FOR VOCAL.
    SHE HAS TRANSPOSED THE LULLABY SCORE WITH THE HELP OF HER FRIEND. SO A VERY THANK YOU TO BOTH OF YOU =)
    COPIED IT ONTO THE MANUSCRIPT BOOK SO IT WAS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING NOTES AND WHAT NOT IN A WHILE...
    ( NOW I REMEBER WHY I DIDN'T DO MY HW) HAHHAHAHA

    OH YA THANKS FOR WALKING AND TALKING TO ME TO THE BUS STOP =)

    AND REVELATION OF THE DAY : PEI PA GAO GIVES ONE PHLEGM!

    HAHAHA
    AYE, I JUST HOPE MY VOICE CAN LAST TO WEDNESDAY...
    THEN I CAN GO BACK TO CHORAL SINGING =)
    YAY!

    QUOTES TO GET YOU THROUGH TOUGH TIMES

    Life is just one damned thing after another. ----Erbert Hubbard

    Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. ----Carl Sandburg

    Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -----Woody Allen


    BYE


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    Date: Thursday, November 26, 2009
    Time: 6:16 AM





    JIAMIN : HOPE THIS DOES SOMETHING TO LIFT YOUR SPRITS =)

    RIGHT. MOVING ON...
    THIS WEEK HAS BEEN TIRING COS OF FRIDAY'S CONCERT...
    BUT IT WAS/IS TO AN EXTENT FUN THOUGH.
    HAHA

    YESTERAY MORNING WENT WITH KONG KONG, EMA , ZHONG E, MATT , BIG E , AND SHAUN TO ECP FOR CYCLING. QUITE FUN =) AND KONG KONG RIDES THE BICYCLE MUCH BETTER THAN MOM.... HAHA
    THEN RUSHED ALL THE WAY BACK HOME TO BATHE AND CHANGE THEN RUSH OFF TO MJ WHERE THEY WERE LEARNING THE DANCE FOR OPEN HOUSE.
    =)
    AND I REALISED THAT IF YOU GIVE SHERLYN TEHCINO, SHE GOES SUPER HIGH!
    HAHAHAHHA
    YES IT WAS FUN POKING MINDY CLARA AND BERO. =)
    HAHAHA
    K BYE
    (SEE JIAMIN I UPDATED....)


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    Date: Thursday, November 19, 2009
    Time: 10:02 AM

    HELLO SO HERE'S SOME JOOKES I FOUND ONLINE... SOME NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY BUT YEA..
    HOPEFULLY IT WILL BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY! (SINCE IT KEEPS ON RAINING....)
    HAHAHA

    Ollie Hall, Bruton email Beaky@bikerider.com

    Q. Why did the Orange roll Down the hill?

    A. Because it ran out of juice

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

    The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.

    Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle.

    The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

    At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.

    After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

    The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness.

    They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
    Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking.

    Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

    When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once.

    At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

    Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot:

    “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!”

    Two atoms are walking down the street, towards each other, but neither sees the other.

    They crash into each other and they both fall down.

    "Are you okay?" the first atom says to his friend.

    "Well, I think I lost an electron, but otherwise I'm alright."

    "Are you sure?"

    "I'm positive."


    Two cannibals are eating a comedian.

    One cannibal turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”


    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed.

    Is there anything you can do for him?"

    "Well," says the vet. "Let's have a look at him."

    So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

    Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

    "What! Because he's cross-eyed?"

    "No, because he's really heavy."


    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "dam".

    My Reality Check bounced.


    Some Funny People's Names:

    Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass)
    Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later)
    Amanda Lay (a man to lay)
    Andy Structible (indestructible)
    Ann B. Dextrous (ambidextrous)
    Ariel Hassle (a real hassle)
    Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy)

    Barry D. Hatchett (bury the hatchett)
    Bart Ender (bartender)
    Ben Dover (bend over)
    Ben Thair (been there)
    Bo Nessround (bonus round)
    Brighton Early (bright and early)

    Candice B. DePlace (can this be the place)
    Carson O. Gin (carcinogen)
    Casey Needzit (in case he needs it)
    Chris Myass (kiss my ass)
    Claire DeAir (clear the air)
    Cody Pendant (co-dependant)

    Dale E. Bread (daily bread)
    Dan Geruss (dangerous)
    Darius Lesgettham (there he is, let's get him)
    Dee Faced (defaced)
    Dennis Toffice (dentist office)
    Des Buratto (desperado)
    Dick Tater (dictator)
    Don Thatt (done that)
    Douglas S. Halfempty (the glass is half empty)
    Dustin D. Furniture (dusting the furniture)



    Ella Vader (elevator)
    Ellis Dee (L.S.D)
    Evans Gayte (Heavan's gate)

    Faye Tallity (fatality)
    Freida Convict (free the convict)

    Gene E. Yuss (genius)
    Gil T. Azell (guilty as hell)
    Gus Tofwin (gust of wind)

    Hal Jalikakick (how'd ya like a kick)
    Hayden Seek (hide and seek)
    Helen Back (hell and back)
    Herb E. Side (herbiside)
    Howard I. No (how would I know?)
    Hu Flung Pu (who flung poo?)
    Hugh Jass (huge ass)

    Ida Whana (I don't want to)
    Ilene Dover (I leaned over)
    I.P. Freehly (I pee freely)
    I. Ron Stomach (iron stomach)
    Izzy Backyet (is he back yet?)

    Jacques Strap (jock strap)
    Joanna Hand (ya wanna a hand?)
    Joe King (joking)
    Juan De Hattatime (one day at a time)
    Justin Case (just in case)


    Kent Cook (can't cook)

    Lisa Neucar (lease a new car)
    Lou Briccant (lubricant)
    Lou Sirr (loser)
    Louise E. Anna (Louisiana)
    Luna Tick (lunatic)

    Madka Owdiseez (mad cow disease)
    Mark Z. Spot (mark yhe spot)
    Mary Juana (marijuana)
    Max E. Pad (maxi pad)
    Melissa Tothis (ma, listen to this)
    Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft)
    Moe Skeeto (mosquito)

    Nida Lyte (need a light)

    Patty O'Furniture (patio furniture)
    Phil Mypockets (fill my pockets)

    Quimby Ingmeen (quit being mean)
    Quinton Chingme (quit touching me)

    Rita Book (read a book)
    Robin Meeblind (robbing me blind)

    Sam Manilla (salmonella)
    Samson Night (Samsonite)
    Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks)
    Sherman Wadd Evver (sure man, whatever)
    Sir Fin Waves (surfin' Waves)
    Stu Padasso (stupid asshole)
    Sue Case (suitcase)
    Sue Permann (superman)

    Tara Newhall (tear a new hole)


    Ulee Daway (you lead the way)

    Vlad Tire (flat tire)

    Wilma Leggrowbach (will my leg grow back?)

    Xavier Breath (save your breath)

    MATERIAL FROM :http://www.craziestjokes.com/


    HAHAHAHA BYE =)


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    Date:
    Time: 2:11 AM

    hello =)
    ok first things first. PROM.
    it was a whole lot of fun seeing everyone (except bernie and si jia- what happened to the dress?!? haha) all dolled up.
    DEB LOOKED DARN SKINNY IN HER DRESS LA.
    PAM WORE A REAL DRESS =)
    HAHA
    ELSA AND MARE LOOKED PRETTY IN THEIRS TOO =)
    FARAH AND ANGIE LOOKED DIFFERENT ( GOOD, DIFFERENT)
    AYESHAH LOOKED GOOD!
    BUT THE MOST DRAMATIC CHANGE GOES UNDISPUTEDLY TO.... NATALIE EE HUI LI!!!!
    and if you go to fb and see, you will know why.







    OK MOVING ON....
    yesterday, i went for my first practice with mj choir.
    definitely need time to adjust....
    like from 19 (is it?) alto 2's to 4.
    oh and it was POURING.... so i got wet. heh.
    saw bero. still the same. haha
    but all in all, it was quite fun =) haha

    MOVING ON....
    jiamin's (finally) coming to practice... YAY!
    haha

    AND ALL THE OTHER RANDOM BITS....
    i still have not started to bake (don't know why...)
    maybe this afternoon?
    borrowed some cook books from the library.
    i have the recipe for creme brulee! except i don't have the blow torch....
    aye.
    bought purple icing the other day so i can (hopefully) decorate the cupcakes for her christmas/newyear/random party. haha

    k bye just waiting for the pictures to upload


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    Date: Monday, November 16, 2009
    Time: 4:15 AM

    YES THE TAG BOARD IS GONE COS IT WAS GIVING ME A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT I HAVE A NEW BLOGSKIN UP AND RUNNING =]
    YAY.


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    Date:
    Time: 3:13 AM

    HELLO IT'S OVER!!!!!
    MWAHHAHAHAHAHA
    YAY!!!!!
    NOW CAN DO THE THOUSAND AND ONE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN ON THE WAITING LIST SINCE WELL, A LONG LONG TIME AGO!

    I CAN FINALLY START BAKING AND READING STORY BOOKS =) HAHAHAHA
    YES AND I'LL FIX THE BLOGSKIN.

    K BYE


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